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What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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Bad Breath
You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!
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Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.
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