Marooned

An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. "Oh masters," he said "for releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish." The American said: "I wish to be surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls in Waikiki beach." Whoosh, the American was gone to Hawaii. The Australian said: "I wish to be in a casino in the Australian Gold Coast." Whoosh, and off he went. The Irishman could not decide what he wanted. After a long time, he said: "Gee, it's very lonely here on this island. I wish my friends were back here!"

A Blonde's First Wish

A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"

Blonde, Brunette, Redhead Stranded

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."