Funny Thoughts

Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes
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Mental Ice Cube

Q: Did you hear about the lady who could melt an ice cube just by staring at it?
A: It takes her about 30 minutes.

Categories: Riddles , Funny Thoughts
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Blondes And Birth Control

Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles
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