Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Spitting in the Vase

"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"

Two Kinds of Lawyers

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.