Back To Back Lovemaking

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."

Outta Here

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
A: Alpaca my bags.

Debugging vs Programming

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.