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Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

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Telling the Truth

An inmate asked a newcomer what he's in for, and the new inmate answered: "I told the truth and here I'm in for 20 years!"

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Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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