Lost Love

I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend.
He had a bigger imagination than I did.

Toothbrush And Toilet Paper

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"

Light Bulb - Editor

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. "I'm not changing a thing"