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Crap Day
I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus.
Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh.
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Growing Older
Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. The third one said, "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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Why Do They Do That?
Q: Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
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