F-Word is Everywhere!

Fuck is such a versatile word...

Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history

Where the fuck is all that water coming from?- Captain of the Titanic
That's not a fucking real gun.- John Lennon
Who's going to fucking know?- President Nixon
Any fucking idiot could understand that.- Albert Einstein
What the fuck was that?- Mayor of Hiroshima
It fucking does "so" look like her.- Picasso
How the fuck did you work that out?- Pythagoras
You want "what" on the fucking ceiling?- Michelangelo
Fuck a duck.- Walt Disney
Scattered showers my fucking ass!- Noah
Pick up the fuckin' phone!- E.T.
Fuck Logic!- Spock
I can't breathe in this fucking thing!- Darth Vader
Fuck I'm hungry!- Ghandi
Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!- Yoda

Amazon Lover

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they'd probably let me work from home.

Crap Day

I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus.
Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh.