Down Under

I'm a sexual health doctor for the lower ranks of the military.
I inspect the privates.

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, a man overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting!"

Detective 101

Just read The Life of Pi. What a load of shit. I learned nothing about what it's like to be a private investigator.