Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

Wise Lady

My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting

Tough Judge

The judge handed the accused a piece of paper and asked him to read what was written on it, You should have seen the trouble he had saying "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
He's always handing out tough sentences.