Funny Thoughts

Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

Anonymous

Movie Love

My girlfriend told me "To make love to me like they do in the movies"
Long story short, I'm due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.

Submitted BY: DntUnderstandRandomE

Mormon Marketing

Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Anonymous
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