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Sleep Number
My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!
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Jingle Balls
Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.
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Knock Knock - Manuel
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!
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