Not Again

I took my four year old granddaughter to the hospital to see her new baby sister. She didn't want anything to do with her. As we were leaving I asked her if she wanted to see the babies in the nursery so I held her up to the window . There was another new born in the same place where her baby sister had been earlier . She looked at me and said "Oh no! Not again!"

Up and Down

Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A: A witch stuck in a lift!

Time Traveler

A bartender says, we don't serve time travelers in here.
A time traveler walks into a bar