Funny Thoughts

Driving Bananna

Q: Why do bananas get traffic tickets when they drive their vehicles?
A: Because they like to peel out before they split.

Anonymous

Chinese Politician

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
I think it's maoware.

Anonymous

College Fund

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walked out the front door, came back in, and said both. Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college

Submitted BY: MEG
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