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Little Prick
I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.
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Garlic
Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
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Betty Crocker Passes
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away? The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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