Funny Thoughts

Neighbor's Dog

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this," and she goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Lantern

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Mortuary Answering Machine

Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays. We are currently unable to come to the phone, but if you leave your number and address at the tone, we'll be by to pick up the corpse as soon as possible.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous
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