Funny Thoughts

Backstreet Boys

Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.

Anonymous

Hamster Skin

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.  Took her to the fair last night, and it took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

Anonymous

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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