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Fortune Teller
All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?
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Anonymous
Mistaken ID
My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Shave
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
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Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
