Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

A College Graduate

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

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Age Insult

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high!

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Anonymous

One Day

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.

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