Defining Fear

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

When You Pass

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

The Blonde Thought...

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.