Idiots In Food Service

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Defining Fear

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

When You Pass

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.