Blondes and Candles

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

Yo Mama - Wig

Yo mama so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

Computer Problem Report

Computer Problem Report Form

1. Describe your problem:_______________________________________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem accurately:________________________________________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:________________________________________________________________
4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B. Minor __ C. Minor __ D. Trivial __
5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up __ B. Frozen __ C. Hung __ D. Strange Smell __
6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __
7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __
8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __
9. Have you made it worse? Yes __
10. Have you had a friend who knows all about computers try to fix it for you? Yes __ No __
11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __
12. Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __
13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No __
14. Are you absolutely you've read the manual? No __
15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes __ No __
16. If Yes, then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.________________________________________________________________
17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?_______________________________________________
18. If you answered nothing, then explain why you were logged in?________________________________________________________________
19. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes __ No __
20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes __ What's a VCR? __
21. Do you have a copy of PCs for Dummies? Yes __ No __
22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes __ No __
23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes __ No __
24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes __ No __
25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes __ No __
26. Is the machine on fire? Yes __ Not Yet __
27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes __