Funny Thoughts

Used Brain

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it's the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$100,000 for a male brain, and $1000 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask: "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group: "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Paying As We Go

Many of us would be delighted to pay as we go if we could only catch up from paying as we've already gone.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Money Jokes
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Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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