Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Pet Store

Yo mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly)
Anonymous

Five Inch Drop

A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops. A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps. A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it. A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it. A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it. So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.

The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the pussy gets wet.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes)
Anonymous

Mothers Day

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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