Walk Home

If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

Doctor Tee-Pee

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor: You're too tents.

Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."