Thoracic Pet

What do you call a bird at a thoracic office?
A Barium Swallow.

Answering Machine - Lost Voice

Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice? Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him. If you do too, leave them after the beep.

What if?

If I could ask Neil deGrasse Tyson anything, it would be...
How different do you think your life would have been if your parents named you Moe instead of Neil and would you still use your full name?