Funny Thoughts

Rash

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants my Dad to take me to the ED.  My dad was like, "Let's not make any rash decisions."

Anonymous

Pirate Poker

Q: Where does a pirate keep his poker cards?
A: Close to his chest.

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Jack Party

I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate.
Let me know if you can come or not.

Anonymous
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