Tough Gaming

"When the gaming gets tough, bring out the cheat codes."

Gay Bar Condoms

Q: What did one condom say to the other condom as they saw a gay bar?
A: Let's go get shit faced

Two Black Eyes

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. "What happened, my child?" "I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye." "Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?" "Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."