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Spouse Respect
I get no respect with my wife. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand; she lit it.
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Gas Up
I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."
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Pink & Purple
Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: Your girlfriend's grip.
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