Name That Tune

A man faced with death will have his life spared if he can explain the song being visually represented by a flock of naked women.
The man is led to an empty concert hall where 8 naked women are being led in.
They were placed so that the first one was facing him, the second with her back to him, the third facing him, the fourth with her back to him, the fifth facing him, and the last three with their backs to him.
"Guess that song!" his oppressor demanded.
"Ah, that one's easy!," he exclaimed, triumphantly. "It's William Tell Overture... titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump."

Super Ai

A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.
Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"

Sleep

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.