Funny Thoughts

Fast Ball

Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?
A: Because it flu by too quick.

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Anonymous

Fortune Teller

All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?

Anonymous

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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