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Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes
Who Gets It?
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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Lawyer and Vulture
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Wings.
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Worse Than Pleading Guilty
Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
A: Getting jail time and getting robbed by your attorney
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