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Preprogrammed Thief
Although I have not been programmed to break any existing laws, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
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Attractive Dimensions
You must be 36-25-36 -- and those are all perfect squares!
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Doppler Radar
Doppler radar's picking up a ridge of high pressure... in my pants.
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