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Funny Nursery Rhymes

Man From Leek
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
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Little Bad Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so fucking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma fuck the shit outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherfucker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."
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Sex Drive Through The Ages
Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly
Between 33 and 52: Try weekly
52 and up: Try weakly
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