Push

Sign on the door of the maternity ward at the hospital: "Push ... Push ...Push!"

Train Improvements

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."

Headline In The Paper

Headline: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.