Food Jokes

Special Treat

Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A mouse sandwich!

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Yo Mama - Bird Seed

Yo mama so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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Bulimic Bachelor Party

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

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