Curious Pizza

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought, "Okay, I'll let him pass, there's no hurry." Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stopped him, "What's going on out there?" it asked. "Why, there's a party going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!", the whiskey replied.  Pizza said,  "Great, I'll go check it out!"

Winter Frog Drink

Q: What do frogs drink in Winter?
A: Hot croako!

Veggie Squabble

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?