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Dressing
Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?
A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.
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Anonymous
The Hot Dog Bun
Q: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
A: "Are you pure bred?"
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Red Tomato
Q: Why did Mrs.Tomato turn red?
A: She saw Mr.Green Pea!
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