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Cashew Fetish
I have a friend whose fetish is cashews.
He's fucking nuts.
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Fortune Cookie Mistake
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read: "You will gain admiration from your pears." Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.
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Vegan Zombies
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.
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