Food Jokes

Dieter's Church

Q: Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?
A: It's called, "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"

Categories: Food Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Riddles
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Good Steak and Good Sex

Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Food Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Pizza

Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Food Jokes
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