Food Jokes

Tomato Soup

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

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Cannibal Passes on Tyson

Q: Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
A: He thought he would give him a paunch!

Anonymous

Prune Pizza

Q: What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
A: Pizzeria!

Categories: Food Jokes , Riddles
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