Jokes about Families - Sister Jokes

Feel Better

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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Anonymous

Rodeo Sex

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex". That's when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the act you whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", then try to hold on for 8 seconds!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Anonymous

Wearing Suspenders

Your sister's so anorexic she has to wear suspenders with her skinny jeans.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Submitted BY: shoff40
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