Jokes about Families - Mother-in-Law Jokes

Groom's Mother

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

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Mother In Law Misses Train

A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting. Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, "My god! It's already 3 P.M. I'm about to miss my train!" She begins to put her coat on in a hurry. At this moment, the son-in-law's daughter runs up to her and before he can do anything and announces, "Don't hurry, granny! Daddy moved the clock two hours ahead!"

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Redneck Taking Out the Trash

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

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