Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
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