Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

On Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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Playground Fun

I love taking the kids to the park. The laughter. The joy. The shouts of "Higher! Push me higher!" and their shouts of "Dad, when's it my turn on the swing?"

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Life

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.   ...Clarence Darrow

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Submitted BY: Clarence Darrow
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