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Jokes about Families - Father Jokes
You Don't Have To
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !
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On Inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
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Life
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. ...Clarence Darrow
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Submitted BY: Clarence Darrow
