Jokes about Families - Brother Jokes

Family Breakfast

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother. "Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face. "We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you've learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?" "I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don't want any fucking pancakes!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Bragging Rights

"My brother likes to brag about the size of his penis which doesn't bother me, I just wish he wouldn't rub it in my face."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes)
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Submitted BY: chr1sfenton

Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Written By: MickD
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