Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Pregnant Polish Girl

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Riddles
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Do You Reaize Who You Are Talking To?

 A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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