Ethnic / Country Jokes

Demarcation Lines

Q: Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?
A: They have a Supreme Ruler.
 

Anonymous

Top Ten Reasons For Being English

  1. Two World Wars and one World Cup
  2. Proper beer
  3. You can confuse everyone with the rules for cricket
  4. You get to accept defeat graciously
  5. Union Jack Underpants
  6. You can live in the past and imagine that you're still a world power
  7. You can bathe once a week whether you need to or not
  8. You can change your underwear once a week whether you need to or not
  9. Beats being Scottish
  10. Beats being Welsh

Anonymous

Bragging On Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.  During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!" After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!  Made in Japan!" The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US $300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!" There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast!  Made in Japan!"

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