Ethnic / Country Jokes - Native American Jokes

Native Customs

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

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Indian Chief Signals

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada. Suddenly his car breaks down.  He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card . So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much ?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom- like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why so angry?"

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Indian Pun

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?
A: He drowned in his Tee Pee!

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