Old Person, Mexican, and High School Student

Q: What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors (senors)!

Mexican Sport

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross-country.

Armando and his Neighbor

Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?"  "No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?" "No," says Carlos. "Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?"  "Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied. "Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?!?"