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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Old Person, Mexican, and High School Student

Q: What does an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors (senors)!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: LadyHaha

Jump Out of the Plane

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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Anonymous

Mexican Sport

Q: What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross-country.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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Submitted BY: maryochoa
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