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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Italian Jokes
Italians Wearing Gold Chains
Q: Why do Italians wear gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving!
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Top Ten Reasons It's Good to be Italian.
10. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
9. Not embarrassed to wear fur.
8. No need to worry about tax returns.
7. Glorious military history...
6. ...well, until about 400 a.d.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
4. Political stability.
3. Flexible working hours.
2. Live near the Pope.
1. Country run by Sicilian murderers.
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
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